Maybe the answer will surprise you...

I have a printer...Lol

Do you know which region on Earth has the most pilgrims attending World Youth Day 2008?

A cannibal was walking back to his hut. When he entered he saw a white man sleeping in his bed. He smiled and said, Ah! breakfast in bed.....

"The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime!"

I am so accident prone, i need one in my home LOLOL

Pick the winner of MONDAY'S GAME, SAN DIEGO AT CINCINNATI JULY 21, 2008

A comedy. The point is the character is fake, but everyone treats him like who he pretends to be. Kind of like candid camera. Very unusual and entertaining. Question reality! Not for everyone...

Achieved complete disengagement on the fourth fairway at the Pacific Dunes golf course in Bandon, Oregon. To my right, roaring surf. In front of me, 180 yards distant, the flag stick. In my hands, a 3-iron. Which I cannot hit to save my life. But this time I did, and as the ball hung splendidly in the blue morning sky, nothing else mattered. Not the pile of work back at the office 2,400 miles away, not my son's pending college applications, not the potholed driveway at home, not my crippled car.